Well, initially I thought to call this section reconstruction without revolution but the more I see what is happening to my once great and proud nation, the more pissed off I get.

Now before I get started, I should clarify that I am actually a Hillbilly and not a redneck but I reckon as there may be nearabouts one person out of a hundred who could actually tell the difference so bear with me for a moment … please!

A Hillbilly

I was born in the mountains and raised by a bear

I got a double set of jaw teeth and a double coat of hair

I got a cast iron belly and a big steel rod

I’m a happy old soul … I’m a Hillbilly by God

NOW! ABOUT THE RACIST BS Y’ALL WANNA SPOUT!

And now, about the racist crap I know is coming … and it is now, always has been and always will be CRAP! Ifin ya don’t like that, ya can kiss my lilly white hillbilly high-knee!

Many people want to classify and label people and package them up in neat little columns that all add up nicely but guess what!

This is the real world jack, and that just don’t happen!

Aight?

Ya wanna talk to me about racist, just take a white man down through East LA at three in the morning and talk to me about racism. Try the same thing in Harlem. Hell, pick your city and you can probably find racism somewhere.

But wanna know the truth? You ain’t gonna find it in my house cuz I won’t tolerate it!

When I lived in Mexico I learned to speak Spanish. I speak Spanish with a Southern Mexican accent.

Huh? A redneck who speaks Spanish?

Yup! I learned Spanish cuz wasn’t nobody down there what was gonna learn English to appease me and I didn’t spect them to. I wouldn’t of asked ‘em to if I could have cuz it just ain’t right going to their country and living on their land and wantin’ them to adjust to my ways! PERIOD! It woulda been wrong to do it there and it is wrong for people to come to the US making any of those same demands! It’s just plain wrong and that’s all there is to it! PERIOD! NO EXCEPTIONS!

Now I live in the Philippines and I would like to tell you I speak Tagalog like a native but that would be a lie. However, I do speak well enough to get where I need to be … and I speak a couple of other local dialects as well.

HUH? A REDNECK WHO SPEAKS FOUR OR FIVE LANGUAGES?

I told ya, I am a Hillbilly and NOT a redneck, not that many of ya could figger out the difference without a dictionary and somebody to hold your hand but that is not the point … and iffin ya do know the difference, naw, I ain’t hackin’ on ya … just them no operatin’ city slickers and slackers!

I ain’t stupid

I ain’t blind

I danged sure ain’t no F’ing racist!

GET OVER IT!

Am I gonna piss some people off?

Yup! I reckon as I will!

But ya know what?

Iffin ya open your eyes beyond YOUR bigotry and look at the truth of the matter, ya gonna figger out soon enough that I’m just plain right and there ain’t no two ways about it.

Now! Hopefully we are all beyond the hatin’ stage and we can get onta why I am making this section of my site!

I am a writer by trade. I do not make much money but then again, I do not want to! I am not rich and I do not care. I make what I need and that is enough for me. I ain’t paying for all the illegal redistribution of wealth that is going on in our country. Love me or hate me for that, that is what I feel and that is what I am doing … cuz I believe in actions and not just words.

I see so many of our supposedly “representative” bloated bureaucrats blatantly violating the constitution that it just makes me beyond sick!

Soon enough, ya can figger that everthin I say here is gonna be labeled hate speech and illegal or disruptive in some fashion or another … and that may sound paranoid but people told me that back in the seventies when I told them what was back then, just starting and still coulda been stopped dead in its tracks. That bein’ the case, I figgered ta put it all down before I could be put in jail for tellin’ the truth!

Sometimes I jes wanna pull my hat down low over my eyes, kick my feet up on the desk, have a beer and just be me and relax. I figger as that’s about as good a time as any fer writin’ this stuff down and gettin’ it offin my chest. So again, figgerin’ that actions is better’n words, I’ma puttin’ it all down here!

I ain’t makin it all purty for ya, I ain’t puttin’ no danged icing on a crap sandwich, I am pullin’ the bread off and showin’ ya what the gubmint is tryin’ to shove down your throats!

That bein’ the case, I hope as ya can sit back, read about the world around ya today and do it with an open mind. Fasten ya seatbelts bubbies, cuz we’sa goin’ fo a ride! Ceptin, this ride may not end up like ya figger it oughta!

I don’t rightly care who ya are, what ya are or where ya are, jes know ya’r welcome to come on in, kick your feet up, have a beer or a cup of coffee with me and take a peek at the man behind the curtain and see what he’sa doin’ ta us as a nation!

We must ALL unite as Americans first and until we can do that, we are doomed!

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