AWWWWWWWW HORSEPUCKY!

Now what the hecks this all ‘bout? Now how you gonna figger these people didn’t know what was a goin on and how ya gonna tell me its all they say it is?

Why in the name of all that’s hillbilly am I gonna get upset about people getting paid what they was supposed to get paid by the contracts they had with their bosses and Chris Dodd puttin’ the bill in the great big pork package congress passed … and none of em read by the by, and on a insurance group Geithner wrote the danged bailout package for in the first place and everbody sayin’ its all some kinda surprise to em?

Horse Puckey!

Now I have seen some crocks, I have eaten from some crocks, I have busted some crocks … heck, I have even fed some crocs … but this ain’t nuthin but a crock … and what its a full of, ain’t nobody oughta be eatin’ … much less a havin it shoved down their danged throats without even bein asked whether they wanted it or not!

Now Ima gonna grantcha its bad aight? Its bad politics, its bad bizness and its bad we’s bein asked ta pay fer it. Iffin the danged company caint pay their bills, let’em go bust by grabbers and thats that and all there is to it. Game over, ya done lost and iffin ya aint got another nickel to put in the jukebox, ya caint be dancin on the floor now can ya?

These buncha numbnuts up there in the white house all gettin together and makin laws to let this happen and bitchin bout it when it does aint nuthin but smoke and mirrors and tryin to keep our eyes offin sumthin else. Kinda like a mama bird ya know? Iffin ya get too close to her nest, she goes a hoppin off likes shes half dead and wounded hopin ya gonna chase her steada goin after her young’uns. But soon as ya go chasin her, she takes off leavin ya wonderin whats shes all on about.

Makes me kinda wonder what these people are all on about. Why they out dancin round like a bunch a wounded birds iffin they aint nuthin theys tryin ta hide from us huh? How come that there Chris Dodd fella is on both sides of the story on different days huh? One day hes up there bitchin all high and mighty and the very next day hes a tellin us that hes the one what put that danged amendment in the danged pork package to begin with. And if that alone ain’t bad enough, he’s up there telling us that Geithner’s office is the one what told him ta do it.

What a bunch a horse puckey!

Now this ain’t about no right thang or left thang and it ain’t nuthin to do with either party in power or not. This is about all of ‘em by grabbers. And whats worse, its bout all of us too! Theys sittin up there all purdy like in their ivory coast towers actin like we aint nuthin but a bunch of sheep. Now iffin that aint bad enough, theys tryin to pool the wool over our eyes and push us up agin the barbed wire fence. Now I dunno if they have sheep or sheep jokes wherever you are so lemme explain that one to ya.

See, the story goes that them sheep farmers push them sheep up agin the barbed wire fence when they gonna have one of them kinky type parties when nobodys a watchin … ceptin them bloated bureaucrats up in their ivory coast towers are tryin ta do the same thing to us right in fronta God and the world without even so much as a reacharound in return. Heck, they ain’t even gonna kiss us g’night. They just gonna take take us out, screw us good and leave. Ah don’t reckon as they care a whit as ta whether you even get a reach around. They sure as heck ain’t gonna kiss ya on the way out the door.

And us? Heck! They got us dancin round like a bunch of busted up chickens with our heads cut off while they toss tens of billions of dollars overseas! Now mindja, a couple a hundred million aint no chicken scratch! I sure as heck wouldn’t mind if they stimulated that over my way and I reckon I could go on about life right free and easy with that. We the people are right to be peed off. We done been peed on and peed off. We got every right to be peed off too! But by grabbers were a pointin it in the wrong danged direction.

Kinda like that fuzzy headed fella on Kojak many years ago or Barney Fife from Mayberry. We ain’t bein real bright about how we go bout things. Here we are gettin all angry over a bunch of people gettin bonuses with our money. And ya know what? Y’er danged skippy we oughta be mad by grabbers. But we ain’t oughta be mad at them! If we had never givem no money in the first place, the company woulda rolled over and played dead. Played nuthin, theyda died sure nuff. Some other company or companies would come over, pick through the pieces, take all what was good and leave the scraps a layin for the buzzards.

And life woulda gone on … for us, for them, for the economy and for right near everbody and weda saved a few trillion dollars in the process. Heck yeah we oughta be mad but we oughta be mad at the bloated bureaucrats passin laws to givem our money in the first place. We oughta be mad bout them same numbskulls up in their ivory coast towers porkin us with makin it illegal fer these fu..fu... fellers not to get paid. We oughta be mad at the gubmint officials telling the congress critters to pass them laws. Who the heck are they to be tellin each other nuthin? Theys supposed to be representin us and not busy watchin each others backs?

That leaves it to we the people. By grabbers it don’t matter what we are. We gotta be Americans first and iffin we aint, we done been beat but good. Ya wanna see stimulation? Take that danged money and give it to we the people. How much ya figger they spendin up there all told? I have heard everthin from nine to 15 trillion dollars. Heck, I’ll make it simple for ya. Call Yer Congress Critters up in their danged offices in your home town, call em up in your state and call em up in their danged ivery coast towers up in that DC place and tell im to bugger off.

Tell em we can same em literally trillions of dollars … and heck its our money in the first place anyways so by grabbers they oughta stop long enough to listen. Tellem alls they gotta do is take one or two trillion dollars and screw the gubmint, screw the big business and screw the rich people. Take a trillion dollars or two and split it up even among everyone right heah in the good ol US of A and watch us spend it! Ya wanna stimulate the economy? I reckon as that would do it! And heck, maybe we could even fill up our kids piggy banks steada bustin em open to pay some new and improved tax so some rich feller can get a bonus some congress critter said he had ta have so some bloated bureaucrat could raise a fuss about it while they dumped off more of our money to other countries.

Heck, it is about we the people, ya wanna stimulate somethin `ya dag-blasted congress critters? There’s plenty a stimulatin to be done right here among we the people by grabbers! Mindja, that’s a bit higher n I can count on my fingers and toes (even if I was nekket) but if somebody crunched them numbers, I betcha you’d see some people spending some money, doin a lot less peein and moanin and the economy actually growin. Heck, I may even have enough money to place some bets on Duke’s basketball team this year. I hear theys supposed to be purdy good.

America for Americans first and take care of we the people by grabbers! Ya wanna stimulate something, just stimulate us, save the rest of our money and get on about your business. Heck, we may even letcha keep your job come next election!

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